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10-11-2007, 10:40 PM | #1 |
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The bucket
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, a large pond in the back properly shaped and fixed up for swimming, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned , 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Old men can still think fast.
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