GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE

**wompus** · 10-14-2010, 07:12 AM

Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your
message after you hear the beep.
beeeeeppp …

If you are one of our children, press 1 and then select the option from 1
to 4 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is.

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to
your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, press 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theater, start
talking – we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!

.

**ringadingh** · 10-14-2010, 07:39 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-14-2010, 10:01 AM

Good one and how true.

Stump · 10-14-2010, 08:19 PM

10-14-2010, 07:12 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp … If you are one of our children, press 1 and then select the option from 1 to 4 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 4 If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7 If you want to come to eat here, press 8 If you need money, press 9 If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theater, start talking – we are listening !!!!!!!!!!! . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

10-14-2010, 07:39 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-14-2010, 10:01 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE Good one and how true. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-14-2010, 08:19 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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