Life is good in the South

moloprintz · 10-12-2010, 09:35 AM

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

• I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
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Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
• Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
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• A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
• Life is good in the South.

Sin City Stan · 10-12-2010, 09:43 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-12-2010, 01:14 PM

Good one.

Stump · 10-12-2010, 08:48 PM

**ringadingh** · 10-13-2010, 08:53 AM

Blue Rebel · 10-13-2010, 10:15 AM

Jack Daniels and living in the South, an awesome combination :)

10-12-2010, 09:35 AM	#1
moloprintz Advanced Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 548	Life is good in the South A Jack Daniels Fishing Story • I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. • • Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. • Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. • • A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth. • Life is good in the South.

10-12-2010, 09:43 AM	#2
Sin City Stan Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,746	Life is good in the South __________________ Oldest Saloon In Nevada http://www.pioneersaloon.info/ "Sin City Stan" Henderson, NV VBA #01004 VROC #29365 2004 Nomad 1500L5 +100 "The Bike" 2009 Nomad 1700 (past) 2004 Vulcan Classic 800 (past) 2010 Cortez - 2011 Crescent City - 2012 Kanab - 2013 Estes Park

10-12-2010, 01:14 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Life is good in the South Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-12-2010, 08:48 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Life is good in the South __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

10-13-2010, 08:53 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Life is good in the South __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-13-2010, 10:15 AM	#6
Blue Rebel Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Santa Rosa, Laguna, Philippines Posts: 607	Life is good in the South Jack Daniels and living in the South, an awesome combination :)

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