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Old 10-08-2010, 09:25 AM   #1
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Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own.
The answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through.

Here's the riddle:

At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.
The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman.


They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?

















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Old 10-08-2010, 09:33 AM   #2
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You are truly bad.
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Old 10-08-2010, 12:32 PM   #5
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ouch!
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My thought was, boy I'll be glad when this is over. Good one Steve.
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My thought was, boy I'll be glad when this is over. Good one Steve.
Or, for both situations the though could have been, "I'll never do 85 again"!
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:28 PM   #8
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LOL. . . The wife liked it too. :-) Another alternate thought would be;
I have to reach the end before I fall flat. . .
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Or, for both situations the though could have been, "I'll never do 85 again"!
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