Blonde Line Painter

**ringadingh** · 09-04-2010, 08:18 PM

A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring her, but she appeared enthusiastic and told him that she really needed the job. He explained to her that her work day would be to complete 2 miles of line on her road, and he set her up with her brushes and paint and got her started
After the first day, he was pleased to find that she did an excellent job and was able to paint 4 miles of road in her 8 hour shift. He told her that she did an excellent job and how pleased he was with her progress.
On the second day, she completed painting 2 miles of road. Her supervisor was surprised that on day one she had completed twice as much work, but did not say anything, as 2 miles of road was the amount that the job required anyway. He decided to just accept it, and to look forward to the next day when he was sure she would pick up her speed again.
On day 3 he was shocked to learn that in her 8 hour shift, she only completed painting 1 mile of road. He called her into his office and asked her what was the problem, "On your first day, you completed 4 miles of road, on your second day, 2 miles of road, and now on day 3, you were only able to complete 1 mile of road." "Can I ask you, what is the problem?"
"Well, she replied, I keep getting farther and farther from the paint can."

**jmorrow** · 09-04-2010, 08:43 PM

I think I know her.....

Loafer · 09-04-2010, 08:48 PM

She used to work at DMV in Vermont.

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-04-2010, 11:24 PM

madotu · 09-05-2010, 06:26 AM

sly · 09-06-2010, 01:58 PM

??? ??? ::) ::)

**BudMan** · 09-07-2010, 11:33 AM

Stump · 09-07-2010, 07:57 PM

I think I dated her when I was in high school. ::) ::)

09-04-2010, 08:18 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Blonde Line Painter A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring her, but she appeared enthusiastic and told him that she really needed the job. He explained to her that her work day would be to complete 2 miles of line on her road, and he set her up with her brushes and paint and got her started After the first day, he was pleased to find that she did an excellent job and was able to paint 4 miles of road in her 8 hour shift. He told her that she did an excellent job and how pleased he was with her progress. On the second day, she completed painting 2 miles of road. Her supervisor was surprised that on day one she had completed twice as much work, but did not say anything, as 2 miles of road was the amount that the job required anyway. He decided to just accept it, and to look forward to the next day when he was sure she would pick up her speed again. On day 3 he was shocked to learn that in her 8 hour shift, she only completed painting 1 mile of road. He called her into his office and asked her what was the problem, "On your first day, you completed 4 miles of road, on your second day, 2 miles of road, and now on day 3, you were only able to complete 1 mile of road." "Can I ask you, what is the problem?" "Well, she replied, I keep getting farther and farther from the paint can." __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-04-2010, 08:43 PM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Blonde Line Painter I think I know her..... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-04-2010, 08:48 PM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Blonde Line Painter She used to work at DMV in Vermont. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

09-04-2010, 11:24 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Blonde Line Painter __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

09-05-2010, 06:26 AM	#5
madotu Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 80	Blonde Line Painter

09-06-2010, 01:58 PM	#6
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	Blonde Line Painter ??? ??? ::) ::) __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

09-07-2010, 11:33 AM	#7
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Blonde Line Painter __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

09-07-2010, 07:57 PM	#8
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Blonde Line Painter I think I dated her when I was in high school. ::) ::) __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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