Man Traveling in Mexico and Lost Wallet

[AlabamaNomadRider]

A guy traveling through Mexico

on vacation lost his wallet and

all of his identification.

Cutting his trip short, he

attempted to make his way home,

but was stopped by the

U.S. Customs Agent at the border;

"May I see your identification, please?"

asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"

replied the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day.

No I.D., no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!"

he exclaimed..

"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan

tattooed on one side of my butt and

George Bush on the other.

"This I gotta see,"

replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants

and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!"

exclaimed the agent.

"Have a safe trip back to Chicago .

"Thanks!" he said.

"But how did you know I was

from Chicago ?"

The agent replied,

"I recognized Obama in the middle."

[Stump]