Kick Me In The A$$

[AlabamaNomadRider]

K atie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.




Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried Draper Valley chicken.'






The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the

chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'




Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear

the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.'




The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.







Gibson was satisfied.




Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out

my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to

happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was

on the job till the end.'




The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and

Williams dictated his comments.




He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'





The leader turned and asked, 'And now, Mr.. U..S. Marine, what

is your final wish?




'Kick me in the a--,' said the Marine...




'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'




'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the a--,' insisted t he Marine.




So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the a--.




The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.




In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.




In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.




As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the a--?'




'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three a--holes report that I was the aggressor.....?'

[Loafer]

;)

[Stump]

Funny

[krash]

Keep em comin' Gene, I print out all the good jokes and mail them to my son at Paris Island. I figure that he and his fellow recruits could use a good laugh.

[rooster1]