Possible Cause of Mad Cow Disease

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-31-2010, 12:35 AM

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease,
arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.

The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can
you offer any reason for this disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that is a new piece of information.. but what is the relation
between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I were to play with your tits twice a day ... and only
screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

The program was never aired.

Yellow Jacket · 07-31-2010, 06:28 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-31-2010, 09:24 PM

Glad you enjoyed it Bob.

07-31-2010, 12:35 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Possible Cause of Mad Cow Disease In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter. The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?" The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that is a new piece of information.. but what is the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?" Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?" Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?" Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I were to play with your tits twice a day ... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?" The program was never aired. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

07-31-2010, 06:28 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Possible Cause of Mad Cow Disease ROFLMAO!!!! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

07-31-2010, 09:24 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Possible Cause of Mad Cow Disease Glad you enjoyed it Bob. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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