Great Dog Convention

[rooster1]

There was a Great Dog Convention.
They come from near and far.
Some came on bicycles,
and some came in cars.

Y'know, before they could enter,
or even take a look,
they had to take their asshole off,
and hang it on a hook.

But before they even got seated,
(every mother, pup, and sire),
An old dog hollered from the back,
"Run for your life. It's a FIRE!"

The crowd of dogs began to panic,
and nobody stopped to look.
They grabbed the very nearest asshole,
off the very nearest hook.

And this is why, even today,
a dog will drop a bone,
to sniff another dog's asshole,
to see if it's his own.

[sly]

AH, NOW I understand... ::) ::)

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Now that was funny.