GUTS AND BALLS

sly · 05-10-2010, 09:40 PM

**Medical distinction between Guts and Balls**

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

**cnc** · 05-11-2010, 07:13 AM

**ringadingh** · 05-11-2010, 08:35 AM

LOL

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-11-2010, 11:56 PM

Good one

05-10-2010, 09:40 PM	#1
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	GUTS AND BALLS Medical distinction between Guts and Balls There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death. __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

05-11-2010, 07:13 AM	#2
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	GUTS AND BALLS __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

05-11-2010, 08:35 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	GUTS AND BALLS LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-11-2010, 11:56 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	GUTS AND BALLS Good one __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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