No Toilet Paper

**ringadingh** · 03-21-2010, 09:08 AM

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did,
you scared the sh*t out of him!"

Yellow Jacket · 03-21-2010, 01:54 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 03-22-2010, 01:28 AM

Good one.

03-21-2010, 09:08 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	No Toilet Paper A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room. She said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?" The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away." He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!" He did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did, you scared the sh*t out of him!" __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-21-2010, 01:54 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	No Toilet Paper __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

03-22-2010, 01:28 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	No Toilet Paper Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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