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Old 02-27-2010, 01:47 AM   #1
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Who Can Outlast In A $crewing Contest

A couple meet in a bar and hit it off pretty good. They both know they are going to have sex. The girl needs some money and decides to bet with him on which one can $crew the longest. Of course the guy said he could outlast her and she said she could outlast him. They made their bet and the girl told him they could go to her apartment and wouldn't have to rent a motel. She told him she needed to go to the restroom and while she was gone she called her twin sister and explained the wager with the guy. She told her twin sister that when they came over and started $crewing if she started to wear out she would excuse herself and come upstairs and that her twin was to take her place. She agreed to it when her sister told her she would split the bet with her. They arrived at her apartment and started their marathon sex contest. After about an hour she determined that this guy was about to wear her out. She excused herself and said she would be right back. The guy said that would be fine. When she went upstairs he took this time to smoke a cigarette. He put a cigarette in his mouth and got out his Zippo lighter. When he tried to light it the lighter on sparked. He was sitting on the floor and had the lighter between his legs continuing to try and get his lighter to light. When the other girl came down to take her sisters place she saw him sitting on the floor and immediately ran back upstairs and told her sister she was out and she would have to take care of her own bet. She said why? And her sister said he is sitting down there stroking himself so fast and hard that sparks are flying.
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