Always Wear Clean Underwear In Public

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-22-2010, 12:43 AM

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working underyour vehicle..........

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a CrestviewCouple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down inthe parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed thecar in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people nearthe car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding fromunder the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpantsturned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She lookedacross the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had beenstanding idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his

forehead.

**jmorrow** · 02-22-2010, 03:38 AM

**Cajunrider** · 02-22-2010, 04:30 AM

**ringadingh** · 02-22-2010, 08:16 AM

**taranis** · 02-26-2010, 02:25 PM

LMAO!!!!

02-22-2010, 12:43 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Always Wear Clean Underwear In Public Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working underyour vehicle.......... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a CrestviewCouple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down inthe parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed thecar in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people nearthe car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding fromunder the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpantsturned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She lookedacross the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had beenstanding idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-22-2010, 03:38 AM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Always Wear Clean Underwear In Public __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

02-22-2010, 04:30 AM	#3
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Always Wear Clean Underwear In Public __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

02-22-2010, 08:16 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Always Wear Clean Underwear In Public __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-26-2010, 02:25 PM	#5
taranis Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Grand Prairie, TX Posts: 802	Always Wear Clean Underwear In Public LMAO!!!! __________________ _______________________ "Taranis" and the Lovely Ann KawaNOW Oldschool #885 His: 2006 Nomad Hers: 2008 VN900 Classic LT

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