WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST

**ringadingh** · 01-12-2010, 12:41 AM

Little Johnny is at again. He is one sharp, perceptive kid for sure!!

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question.

'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your
body goes first?'

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your
hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied,
'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your
feet.'

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her
face.
'Now,
Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Little Johnny said,'Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, Oh God, I'm coming!'

If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'

The Nun fainted.

**cnc** · 01-12-2010, 08:48 AM

rooster1 · 01-12-2010, 01:12 PM

Johnnie is good.

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-13-2010, 12:49 AM

Good one Ring.

01-12-2010, 12:41 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST Little Johnny is at again. He is one sharp, perceptive kid for sure!! The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question. 'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.' 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.' 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.' The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?' Little Johnny said,'Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.' The Nun fainted. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-12-2010, 08:48 AM	#2
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

01-12-2010, 01:12 PM	#3
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST Johnnie is good.

01-13-2010, 12:49 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST Good one Ring. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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