Sex Super Hero

rooster1 · 01-08-2010, 12:50 PM

Superhero Sex

Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party.

He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said, "Did you hear something?"

"No!" said the Invisible Man, "but my ass sure hurts like hell!"

**ringadingh** · 01-08-2010, 03:26 PM

fish · 01-08-2010, 04:07 PM

**jmorrow** · 01-09-2010, 12:08 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-10-2010, 09:11 PM

Good one, ILMAO.

01-08-2010, 12:50 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Sex Super Hero Superhero Sex Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said, "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "but my ass sure hurts like hell!"

01-08-2010, 03:26 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Sex Super Hero __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-08-2010, 04:07 PM	#3
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Sex Super Hero __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

01-09-2010, 12:08 PM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Sex Super Hero __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

01-10-2010, 09:11 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Sex Super Hero Good one, ILMAO. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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