A Biker and the Lord

**Cajunrider** · 10-01-2009, 04:47 PM

A man was riding his Nomad along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head...In a booming voice,
the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
required to reach to bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time, and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make my woman truly HAPPY."

And the Lord replied......

"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-02-2009, 12:07 AM

I understand that, exactly.

tex · 10-02-2009, 06:27 AM

Sad but true ----- and funny

**ringadingh** · 10-02-2009, 08:11 AM

10-01-2009, 04:47 PM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	A Biker and the Lord A man was riding his Nomad along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head...In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach to bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time, and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make my woman truly HAPPY." And the Lord replied...... "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

10-02-2009, 12:07 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	A Biker and the Lord I understand that, exactly. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-02-2009, 06:27 AM	#3
tex Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 40	A Biker and the Lord Sad but true ----- and funny

10-02-2009, 08:11 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	A Biker and the Lord __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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