Oh how they blow

**Kawhead** · 09-29-2009, 12:43 PM

Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing."This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now."

"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.

"Oh, so sad dear" says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21"

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".

"He's a martyr too" says mum quietly.

"Oh, gracious me ...." Says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.He would be 18", she whispers.

"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".

"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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**ringadingh** · 09-29-2009, 03:47 PM

Not fast enough

**Cajunrider** · 09-29-2009, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ringadingh

Not fast enough

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-30-2009, 12:17 AM

Yep, they sure need to do it faster. If only they would all just get together and blow each other up.

beezer · 10-01-2009, 05:50 PM

09-29-2009, 12:43 PM	#1
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Oh how they blow Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing."This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me ...." Says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.He would be 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... They blow up so fast, don't they?" : __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

09-29-2009, 03:47 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Oh how they blow Not fast enough __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-30-2009, 12:17 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Oh how they blow Yep, they sure need to do it faster. If only they would all just get together and blow each other up. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-01-2009, 05:50 PM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Oh how they blow __________________ 2012 FLHTK

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