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08-17-2009, 11:40 PM
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Farmer's Thunderous Farts
An older farmer would lie in bed each morning and cut farts so loud they would shake the house. His wife told him if he didn't quit doing that he was going to blow his guts out. The old farmer just laughed at her. One morning the wife got out of bed before he started his loud farting. She went outside and killed and chicken and gutted it. She slipped back up the stairs to their bedroom and quietly and carefully slipped the chicken guts under the cover right beside her husband's butt. While she was downstairs fixing breakfast the old farmer came downstairs with a distraught look on his face. His wife asked him what was wrong. He said honey you were right, I blew my guts out this morning. He then said, but I think I will be okay I got most of them stuffed back inside me.
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08-20-2009, 05:51 PM
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Farmer's Thunderous Farts
And he can make soup with the leftovers.
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08-20-2009, 09:47 PM
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Farmer's Thunderous Farts
Never thought of that.
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