Daughter Masturbating

rooster1 · 06-04-2009, 06:59 PM

The butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night, he was awakened by strange noises coming from below. He tiptoed downstairs and quietly observed that his 19-year-old daughter was sitting on the chopping block and masturbating with a liverwurst.

He sighed and tiptoed back to bed.

The next morning, a customer came in and asked for some liverwurst. The butcher explained that he didn't have any. The customer was annoyed. He pointed and said, "No liverwurst, eh? Well, what's that hanging on the hook right over there?"

The butcher frowned at him and replied, "That, sir, is my son-in-law."

**ringadingh** · 06-04-2009, 07:21 PM

dakals · 06-05-2009, 09:16 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

foztex · 06-07-2009, 11:09 PM

beezer · 06-08-2009, 02:42 PM

I did her

basco · 06-08-2009, 05:39 PM

I know you did Beezer

socwkbiker · 06-09-2009, 07:51 PM

Must have been an awful small liverwurst.

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-17-2009, 11:12 PM

Good one.

06-04-2009, 06:59 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Daughter Masturbating The butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night, he was awakened by strange noises coming from below. He tiptoed downstairs and quietly observed that his 19-year-old daughter was sitting on the chopping block and masturbating with a liverwurst. He sighed and tiptoed back to bed. The next morning, a customer came in and asked for some liverwurst. The butcher explained that he didn't have any. The customer was annoyed. He pointed and said, "No liverwurst, eh? Well, what's that hanging on the hook right over there?" The butcher frowned at him and replied, "That, sir, is my son-in-law."

06-04-2009, 07:21 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Daughter Masturbating __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-05-2009, 09:16 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Daughter Masturbating LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

06-07-2009, 11:09 PM	#4
foztex Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 407	Daughter Masturbating

06-08-2009, 02:42 PM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Daughter Masturbating I did her __________________ 2012 FLHTK

06-08-2009, 05:39 PM	#6
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Daughter Masturbating I know you did Beezer

06-09-2009, 07:51 PM	#7
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Daughter Masturbating Must have been an awful small liverwurst. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-17-2009, 11:12 PM	#8
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Daughter Masturbating Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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