Whoa!! Pull Out Now!!!

rooster1 · 05-27-2009, 02:52 PM

A guy nearing the end of his senior year in high school unfortunately
still has to share a room with his brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is
already on the lower bunk. So he and his girlfriend climbed into the
top bunk. As you expected, things began to heat up. The guy remembers
that his brother is sleeping below, so he tells his girlfriend to
whisper, "Lettuce" if she wants it harder, and "Tomato" if she wants a
new position. She screams, "Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce!
Whoa!!! Pull It Out Now! I Can't Get Pregnant!" Then the little
brother shouts, "Hey, would you two guys stop making sandwiches up
there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!"

**ringadingh** · 05-27-2009, 04:24 PM

Thats one heck of a midnight snack isn't it.

fish · 05-27-2009, 04:29 PM

piece of ham please

05-27-2009, 02:52 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Whoa!! Pull Out Now!!! A guy nearing the end of his senior year in high school unfortunately still has to share a room with his brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already on the lower bunk. So he and his girlfriend climbed into the top bunk. As you expected, things began to heat up. The guy remembers that his brother is sleeping below, so he tells his girlfriend to whisper, "Lettuce" if she wants it harder, and "Tomato" if she wants a new position. She screams, "Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Whoa!!! Pull It Out Now! I Can't Get Pregnant!" Then the little brother shouts, "Hey, would you two guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!"

05-27-2009, 04:24 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Whoa!! Pull Out Now!!! Thats one heck of a midnight snack isn't it. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-27-2009, 04:29 PM	#3
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Whoa!! Pull Out Now!!! piece of ham please __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

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