Wal Mart Greeter

**Cajunrider** · 05-09-2009, 09:22 AM

Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become less sensitive.
So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last
weekend (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very
loud, coyote ugly, nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance..
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good
morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to
say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am.. I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this
line of work........ soooo maybe I'll go fishing.

beezer · 05-09-2009, 03:42 PM

beezer · 05-09-2009, 03:47 PM

If that doesn't work out Golf may be the ticket ;)

05-09-2009, 09:22 AM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Wal Mart Greeter Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become less sensitive. So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, coyote ugly, nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am.. I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work........ soooo maybe I'll go fishing. __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

05-09-2009, 03:42 PM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Wal Mart Greeter __________________ 2012 FLHTK

05-09-2009, 03:47 PM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Wal Mart Greeter If that doesn't work out Golf may be the ticket ;) __________________ 2012 FLHTK

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