What Causes Arthritis?!?

jussmatt · 08-08-2008, 04:37 PM

What causes arthritis?'

A drunk man who smelled like beer, sat down on a subway seat next to
a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn
coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the
man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned,' then returned
to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudge d the man and
apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How
long have you had arthritis?'

The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here
that the Pope does.'

**ringadingh** · 08-08-2008, 09:57 PM

LOL!!

08-08-2008, 10:35 PM

socwkbiker · 08-08-2008, 11:34 PM

In other words, all the stuff Nico does!

dakals · 08-08-2008, 11:59 PM

LMAO!!!!!

08-08-2008, 04:37 PM	#1
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	What Causes Arthritis?!? What causes arthritis?' A drunk man who smelled like beer, sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned,' then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudge d the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

08-08-2008, 09:57 PM	#2
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08-08-2008, 10:35 PM	#3
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08-08-2008, 11:34 PM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	What Causes Arthritis?!? In other words, all the stuff Nico does! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-08-2008, 11:59 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	What Causes Arthritis?!? LMAO!!!!!