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Old 06-09-2008, 04:15 PM   #1
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I know who I'm voting for

I know who I'm voting for

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Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100
bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
copilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'

I'm voting for the Pilot
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Old 06-09-2008, 04:24 PM   #2
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I know who I'm voting for

Id vote for him too, unless Keith Richards is running of course.
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Old 06-09-2008, 04:57 PM   #3
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I know who I'm voting for

I keep waiting for the ballot to have a box stating: None of the above.
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Old 06-09-2008, 05:19 PM   #4
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I know who I'm voting for

I agree with Watchman. They ought to have a "None of the above" choice. Then if "None of the above" won they should have to start all over with new nominees. Of course it could take ten years or more for them to come up with somebody that could beat "None of the above."
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Old 06-09-2008, 05:41 PM   #5
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I know who I'm voting for

Would that mean 10 more yrs of Bush?
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