Bible Sales

[jussmatt]

Gotta have some good Bible humor....to balance out all this porn!!! LOL!!!


Bible Sales

If this doesn't make you laugh just go ahead and close your casket!!!

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious Financial
troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of
new Bibles that had never been opened and distributed.

So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation
who would be willing to sell the Bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the
desperately needed money for the church.

Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.

The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were
likely capable of selling some Bibles

But he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had always
kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment. Poor Louis
stuttered badly. But, NOT WANTING TO discourage Louis, the Minister decided to
let him try anyway.

He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked With
Bibles. He asked them to meet with him and report the results of Their
door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday.

Eager to find out how successful they were, the minister immediately Asked
Jack, 'Well, Jack, how did you make out selling our Bibl es last Week?'

Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Jack replied, 'Using my sales
Prowess, I was able to sell 20 Bibles, and here's the $200 I collected On behalf
of the church.'

'Fine job, Jack!' The minister said, vigorously shaking his hand. 'You Are
indeed a fine salesman and the Church is indebted to you.'

Turning to Paul, 'And Paul, how many Bibles did you sell for the Church Last
week?'

Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied, 'I am a
Professional salesman. I sold 28 Bibles on behalf of the church, and here's $280
I collected.'

The minister responded, 'That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are Truly a
professional salesman and the church is indebted to you.'

Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said, 'And Louie, did You
manage to sell any Bibles last week?' Louie silently offered the Minister a
large envelope.

The minister opened it and counted the contents. 'What is this?' The minister
exclaimed. 'Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you Suggesting that you sold 320
Bibles for the church, door to door, in Just one week?'

Louie just nodded. That's impossible!' both Jack and Paul said in Unison. 'We
are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 Times as many Bibles as
we could.'

'Yes, this does seem unlikely,' said the minister who didn't want to offend
Louie. Please, tell us how you managed to accomplish this, Louie.'

Louie sh rugged. 'I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f -f-f-for
Sh-sh-sh-sure,' he stammered.

Impatiently, Peter interrupted. 'For crying out loud, Louie, just tell Us what
you said to them when they answered the door!'

'A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said WA-WA-was,' Louis replied, 'W-w-w-w-would Y-y-y-you
l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this B-B-B-B-Bible F-f-for t-t-ten
b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you J-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to
St-St-stand h-h-here and R-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??'

[fish]

good one, and not even one dirty word.

[ringadingh]

[dakals]

LMAO!!!!