"a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k."

Loafer · 06-02-2015, 07:04 AM

After being married for forty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said:

"You're an alphabet wife...
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks: "What the hell does that mean?"
He said:
A - Adorable,
B - Beautiful,
C - Cute,
D - Delightful,
E - Elegant,
F - Foxy,
G - Gorgeous,
H - Hot.

She smiled happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely,
but what about I, J, K?"
He said: "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor
is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

Ridefree · 06-02-2015, 09:37 AM

I'm laughing my butt off , but my wife has that look in her eye ..

**HwyRider** · 06-02-2015, 10:20 AM

OldSchool · 06-02-2015, 01:09 PM

The Black Knight · 06-02-2015, 04:31 PM

sly · 06-02-2015, 07:55 PM

06-02-2015, 07:04 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	"a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k." After being married for forty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said: "You're an alphabet wife... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks: "What the hell does that mean?" He said: A - Adorable, B - Beautiful, C - Cute, D - Delightful, E - Elegant, F - Foxy, G - Gorgeous, H - Hot. She smiled happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?" He said: "I'm Just Kidding!" The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email] Last edited by Loafer; 06-02-2015 at 07:09 AM.

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06-02-2015, 09:37 AM	#2
Ridefree Sr. Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: Saskatchewan , Canada Posts: 1,441	I'm laughing my butt off , but my wife has that look in her eye ..