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11-27-2014, 05:52 AM
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He Said To Me!
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
to put in it. I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . ..Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart! He said to me. ...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. .......Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him .... . They don't have time. He said to me...... . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. ...... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. He said to me........What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said. . .. A widow. He said to me....... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. SHOW THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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11-27-2014, 03:50 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: On The Shakey Side
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11-27-2014, 04:51 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Langley B.C.
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Us males are sure taking a beating these days !!
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11-27-2014, 08:08 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: On The Shakey Side
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Being a "Real-Man"..is now punishable by law !
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11-27-2014, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC
Posts: 7,454
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The filthy animals love it.
Sure they might leave and tell (brag about) their stupid girl friends what a pig you are, but if you feeding 'em, they like cats, trust me they coming back. Yeah, and when she goes to work in the morning, her stupid girl friend'll come over after she leaves wanting you to pop her in the shorts. Pigs are irresistible to them too. And the worse you treat 'em the more they love you.  Treat 'em all nice and stuff and your ass is on the curb. 
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