oops

fish · 04-20-2008, 05:45 PM

> I think you're the father of one of my kids. "
>
> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
> woman waving at him.
>
> She says, "Hello."
>
> He's rather taken aback because he can't place
> where he knows her from.
> So he says, "Do you know me?
> To which she replies, "I think you're the father
> of one of my kids."
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
> unfaithful to his
> wife
> and says, "My God, are you the
> stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
> to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
> your partner whipped
> my
> butt with wet celery?"
>
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No. I'm
> your son's
> teacher."
>

**ringadingh** · 04-20-2008, 06:04 PM

Thats stickin your foot in your mouth for sure!!

04-20-2008, 06:25 PM

Classic!

beezer · 04-20-2008, 07:03 PM

Yellow Jacket · 04-20-2008, 07:15 PM

The best course of action always: DENY EVERYTHING!

socwkbiker · 04-21-2008, 09:24 AM

Wanna get away?

dakals · 04-21-2008, 10:07 PM

LMAO!!!!!

basco · 04-22-2008, 08:03 PM

Damn not again ::)

papat · 04-27-2008, 12:03 PM

open mouth insert FOOT

04-20-2008, 05:45 PM	#1
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	oops > I think you're the father of one of my kids. " > > A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive > woman waving at him. > > She says, "Hello." > > He's rather taken aback because he can't place > where he knows her from. > So he says, "Do you know me? > To which she replies, "I think you're the father > of one of my kids." > > Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been > unfaithful to his > wife > and says, "My God, are you the > stripper from my bachelor party that I made love > to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while > your partner whipped > my > butt with wet celery?" > > She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No. I'm > your son's > teacher." > __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

04-20-2008, 06:04 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	oops Thats stickin your foot in your mouth for sure!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-20-2008, 06:25 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	oops Classic!

04-20-2008, 07:03 PM	#4
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	oops __________________ 2012 FLHTK

04-20-2008, 07:15 PM	#5
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	oops The best course of action always: DENY EVERYTHING! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

04-21-2008, 09:24 AM	#6
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	oops Wanna get away? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

04-21-2008, 10:07 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	oops LMAO!!!!!

04-22-2008, 08:03 PM	#8
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	oops Damn not again ::)

04-27-2008, 12:03 PM	#9
papat Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tucumcari NM Posts: 358	oops open mouth insert FOOT __________________ SHEEPLE: Sheep like people, many of whom deny the existence of wolves, and vote to pull the teeth of the sheepdogs who protect the flock!

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