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Old 04-02-2014, 09:07 AM   #1
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For all those golfers

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what
happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to
look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had
something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball--stuck right in the middle of
the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
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Old 04-02-2014, 09:25 AM   #2
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Old 04-02-2014, 09:39 AM   #3
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Old 04-03-2014, 03:39 AM   #4
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..Oh Dang..another joke that reminds me of experiences of my youth !
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Old 04-03-2014, 06:38 AM   #5
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