Cell phone manners

Yellow Jacket · 03-30-2014, 05:30 PM

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Grand Central Station for Connecticut.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice: "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

**ringadingh** · 03-30-2014, 06:31 PM

That'll work...

sly · 03-30-2014, 07:23 PM

Sin City Stan · 03-30-2014, 08:03 PM

kawboysix · 03-30-2014, 09:15 PM

Wish I could think of something like that at times.

Loafer · 03-31-2014, 06:51 AM

I had a chance to do that to a woman not too long ago. I wanted to,
but I just couldn't be responsible for another divorce.

03-30-2014, 05:30 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Cell phone manners After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Grand Central Station for Connecticut. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc. Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice: "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!" Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

03-30-2014, 06:31 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	That'll work... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-30-2014, 07:23 PM	#3
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	__________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

03-30-2014, 08:03 PM	#4
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03-31-2014, 06:51 AM	#6
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	I had a chance to do that to a woman not too long ago. I wanted to, but I just couldn't be responsible for another divorce. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

03-30-2014, 09:15 PM	#5
kawboysix Advanced Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 562	Wish I could think of something like that at times.