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Old 04-11-2008, 01:33 PM   #1
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Girl at work last night came up to me and said 'Hey...will you take me for a ride on your motorcycle sometime?'. I said sure. She then said 'You do have a Harley don't you?'. I said no and would be taking her for a ride on the Nomad. She said, 'Oh never mind. I thought you had a Harley. I've ridden on the back of a crotch rocket but never on a Harley. Riding on a Harley is on my list of things to do.'. She then asked if I knew anybody with a Harley who would give her a ride. Hah! Find one yourself! Enjoy the ride. ::)


Whatever! I just kinda snickered and said "You've got to be kidding me...Whatever". I told her the Nomad is no crotch rocket and walked off. :-*
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Old 04-11-2008, 02:00 PM   #2
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Now, see, if you were a guy (and she were cute as well as dumb) you woulda said: "Sure, it's a Harley! This is the expensive water-cooled touring model that most folks can't afford. Hang on tight now!"

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what kind of people live around you? :-/
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crazy beotch!!!LOL
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:03 PM   #5
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dumbass!
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From this day forward we will call these types of chicks "Wh0rely Davidsons"
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Old 04-11-2008, 06:38 PM   #7
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CMQ Wouldn't you think that answer would have been obvious?? Damn right it's a Harley!!!
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Old 04-11-2008, 06:44 PM   #8
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Yeah, to US GUYS; but unwind2 is a member of the female camp you understand. Her first instinct wouldn't be to automatically lie to a cute girl for immoral purposes.
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Shoulda lied and told her it was a HD, maybe she wasn't that cute either.
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Old 04-12-2008, 11:16 AM   #10
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Quote:
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Now, see, if you were a guy (and she were cute as well as dumb) you woulda said: "Sure, it's a Harley! This is the expensive water-cooled touring model that most folks can't afford. Hang on tight now!"

Yep...I see now. If she ask me again if I know someone who has a Harley I will say yeah my husband. Then let him take her for a ride on his Goldwing hehe.
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:08 AM   #11
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Should have lied to her and told her it was a HD...took her out in the middle of nowhere and told he to get off and good luck and left her dumbass!!! LOL!
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Put this on your office wall. Would also make a great helmet sticker.

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Put this on your office wall. Would also make a great helmet sticker.

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