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Old 07-23-2013, 08:05 PM   #1
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Smile Husband Worries

I'm worried that I'm losing my

wife's love." the husband told his counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?" said the doctor.
"Not at all," the dejected man replied, "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, the house is always neat and she keeps the kids out of my hair. She even lets me watch what I want on the TV and she never objects to kinky sex or say's she has a headache!"
"So what is the problem then?" asked the doctor.
"Well," said the man, "I may be being a little too sensitive, but at night, when she thinks I'm asleep, she puts her lips to my ear and whispers, "Die! Die, you son of a bitch!"
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