Paddy

kawgirl · 03-20-2008, 08:23 PM

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy."

Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then". Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

"What the...." he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again. "Damn!" he says.

He looks to the doorway and thinks that if he can just get to the door and get some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame.

He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face.

"Bi'golly... I'm soused," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and decides to try for it. He crawls down the street and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and looks inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says, "No flappin' way."

But he somehow crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and thinks, "I think I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face again. He says, "This is hell. I gotta stop drinking," but manages to crawl to the bed and fall in.

The next morning, his wife comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"

Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was totally pissfaced. But how'd you know?"

"Mick called.. You left your wheelchair at the pub."

pick187 · 03-20-2008, 08:29 PM

So wrong, but so funny!

beezer · 03-20-2008, 08:30 PM

That's funny as hell

buck · 03-20-2008, 08:32 PM

Now that's good.

jussmatt · 03-20-2008, 08:51 PM

Been There...Done That!!! LOL!

**ringadingh** · 03-20-2008, 09:54 PM

Very Good

dakals · 03-20-2008, 11:05 PM

LMAO!!!!! Need another new keyboard!!!!

kingcruiser · 03-21-2008, 08:56 AM

Good one.

socwkbiker · 03-21-2008, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Been There...Done That!!! LOL!

You have a wheelchair too? I knew you were special but I didn't know it went that far.

03-21-2008, 10:15 AM

I always wondered why he was leaning so much on his bike in his sig. pic!

jussmatt · 03-21-2008, 01:32 PM

Damn....my secret is out!!!! Nah... don't have a wheel chair... but there have been plenty of times I wasn't sure I had legs either!!!! LOL!

03-20-2008, 08:23 PM	#1
kawgirl Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Greenville, NC Posts: 2,729	Paddy Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy." Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then". Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "What the...." he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again. "Damn!" he says. He looks to the doorway and thinks that if he can just get to the door and get some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face. "Bi'golly... I'm soused," he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and decides to try for it. He crawls down the street and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and looks inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says, "No flappin' way." But he somehow crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and thinks, "I think I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face again. He says, "This is hell. I gotta stop drinking," but manages to crawl to the bed and fall in. The next morning, his wife comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?" Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was totally pissfaced. But how'd you know?" "Mick called.. You left your wheelchair at the pub." __________________ Amy "kawgirl" Neal Greenville, NC 2002 Nomad

03-20-2008, 08:29 PM	#2
pick187 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Midwest Posts: 343	Paddy So wrong, but so funny!

03-20-2008, 08:30 PM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Paddy That's funny as hell __________________ 2012 FLHTK

03-20-2008, 08:32 PM	#4
buck Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Chapel Hill, NC Posts: 209	Paddy Now that's good.

03-20-2008, 08:51 PM	#5
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Paddy Been There...Done That!!! LOL!

03-20-2008, 09:54 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Paddy Very Good __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-20-2008, 11:05 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Paddy LMAO!!!!! Need another new keyboard!!!!

03-21-2008, 08:56 AM	#8
kingcruiser Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sherman, Texas Posts: 176	Paddy Good one.

03-21-2008, 10:15 AM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	Paddy I always wondered why he was leaning so much on his bike in his sig. pic!

03-21-2008, 01:32 PM	#11
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Paddy Damn....my secret is out!!!! Nah... don't have a wheel chair... but there have been plenty of times I wasn't sure I had legs either!!!! LOL!