Condom Packaging

recumbentbob · 04-10-2012, 08:08 AM

Condom Boxes

A man walks into a drug store with his 10 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."

"Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the Dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks with bright eyes, picking up the 12 pack.

With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March, one for April.....................

**ringadingh** · 04-10-2012, 08:24 AM

Loafer · 04-10-2012, 04:14 PM

Yes, and the saga continues into the 21st century.

ToeJam · 04-10-2012, 07:25 PM

Ha! too funny

04-10-2012, 08:08 AM	#1
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	Condom Packaging Condom Boxes A man walks into a drug store with his 10 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday." "Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the Dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks with bright eyes, picking up the 12 pack. With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March, one for April..................... __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

04-10-2012, 08:24 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-10-2012, 04:14 PM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Yes, and the saga continues into the 21st century. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-10-2012, 07:25 PM	#4
ToeJam Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 467	Ha! too funny __________________ Jim / Houston Texas VBA #01936 VROC #34478 TexasVROC 2010 Nomad