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Old 03-01-2012, 08:39 PM   #1
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Grin "Origin of Left and Right"

'I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right"and Liberals are called the "left."
'By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)
Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
Can't get any simpler than that.
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Old 03-01-2012, 08:45 PM   #2
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KJV: "A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fools heart at his left."

It's still obscure, just means they don't agree. It's not a reference to politics in scripture since both sides are WICKED.
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KJV: "A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fools heart at his left."

It's still obscure, just means they don't agree. It's not a reference to politics in scripture since both sides are WICKED.
Ok...............
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Old 03-01-2012, 08:57 PM   #4
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I liked your version better Gerry.
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Old 03-01-2012, 09:50 PM   #5
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Now I'm confused!
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:13 PM   #6
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Now I'm confused!
It's not fun is it.
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