New senior healthcare

**wompus** · 01-20-2012, 07:51 AM

[B]You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.

So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you'll ever need!

Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? That's great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

And as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?

It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes.

Is this a great country or what?

**ringadingh** · 01-20-2012, 08:53 AM

And you can sneak in a gun in your butt, so you can have time added to your sentence. Why would anyone not want to take advantage of all those perks.

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-20-2012, 11:02 PM

I have thought of robbing a bank. If you do it successfully you have all the loot to spend. If you get caught you get a free home. It is a win/win situation. What a great country.

**markclark57** · 01-20-2012, 11:19 PM

I've done time in Washington, California, and Federal prisons. Federal is much nicer.

I'm not an outlaw anymore and have no plans to be. It's a shame that our country takes better care of its convicts than its seniors.

**wompus** · 01-20-2012, 11:24 PM

[QUOTE It's a shame that our country takes better care of its convicts than its seniors.[/QUOTE]

Hell, our country takes better care of anyone not from this country better then the seniors!
I was at my physical therapist today and there was a mexacoon who didn't speak a word of English and had a interrupter who had to explain what the therapist wanted him to do! I axed my doctor what is was all about and he said the county was paying all his medical bills because he couldn't speak English!!!
He was injured in a police drug sting and was trying to sue the county for his injuries!!!

**markclark57** · 01-20-2012, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wompus

[QUOTE It's a shame that our country takes better care of its convicts than its seniors.

Hell, our country takes better care of anyone not from this country better then the seniors!

[/QUOTE]

It was back in the early 80's, but the Federal Prison System had almost 40% illegal alien population. Most of the foreigners made enough in their FPS industry jobs to send money to their home country. Yep, 100% Tax dollars. If you take a median wage or salary minus the usual bills, FPS jobs are quite profitable.

01-20-2012, 07:51 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	New senior healthcare [B]You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you'll ever need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes. Is this a great country or what? __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-20-2012, 08:53 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	And you can sneak in a gun in your butt, so you can have time added to your sentence. Why would anyone not want to take advantage of all those perks. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-20-2012, 11:02 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	I have thought of robbing a bank. If you do it successfully you have all the loot to spend. If you get caught you get a free home. It is a win/win situation. What a great country. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-20-2012, 11:19 PM	#4
markclark57 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,108	I've done time in Washington, California, and Federal prisons. Federal is much nicer. I'm not an outlaw anymore and have no plans to be. It's a shame that our country takes better care of its convicts than its seniors. __________________ 2006 Vulcan 1600 Classic "George III" (Patricia's) 2006 Vulcan 1600 Nomad "Grace" (Mark's) Mark Clark VBA #1619 TaibhseDaid@Gmail.Com "Irish" @ Maricopa County Chapter of B.A.C.A. Phoenix, AZ

01-20-2012, 11:24 PM	#5
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	[QUOTE It's a shame that our country takes better care of its convicts than its seniors.[/QUOTE] Hell, our country takes better care of anyone not from this country better then the seniors! I was at my physical therapist today and there was a mexacoon who didn't speak a word of English and had a interrupter who had to explain what the therapist wanted him to do! I axed my doctor what is was all about and he said the county was paying all his medical bills because he couldn't speak English!!! He was injured in a police drug sting and was trying to sue the county for his injuries!!! __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!! Last edited by wompus; 01-20-2012 at 11:28 PM.