Stator won a bass boat..

**wompus** · 01-11-2012, 07:48 PM

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to

float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks
where his brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind
the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of
a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .

He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people like us a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out
there and whip your ass!"

**ringadingh** · 01-11-2012, 07:57 PM

And theyre probably both married to their same sister.

Loafer · 01-11-2012, 07:57 PM

There another punch hole on your ticket to hell....

**wompus** · 01-11-2012, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loafer

There another punch hole on your ticket to hell....

That's OK, I have a BIG ticket!

fish · 01-11-2012, 08:05 PM

and all of them have a same mother

rolfe · 01-11-2012, 10:51 PM

Thats funny =r=

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-14-2012, 09:04 PM

Funny stuff.

01-11-2012, 07:48 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Stator won a bass boat.. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house. The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand . He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?" His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people like us a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!" __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-11-2012, 07:57 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	And theyre probably both married to their same sister. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-11-2012, 07:57 PM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	There another punch hole on your ticket to hell.... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

01-11-2012, 08:05 PM	#5
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	and all of them have a same mother __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

01-14-2012, 09:04 PM	#7
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Funny stuff. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-11-2012, 10:51 PM	#6
rolfe Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Lake Travis, Texas Posts: 518	Thats funny =r=