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Old 10-29-2011, 01:15 PM   #1
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Israel’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security

TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly
thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al
is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!”

BRILLIANT.


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Old 10-29-2011, 03:51 PM   #2
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Now that is a great idea! ;)
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Old 10-30-2011, 01:20 PM   #3
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Great idea.
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Old 10-30-2011, 05:26 PM   #4
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I hope the booth has a window in it.
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:09 PM   #5
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Getting on the offense instead of the defense. I like it!
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:31 PM   #6
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sounds good except for the clean up.
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Old 10-31-2011, 09:26 AM   #7
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Clean up in aisle 3.
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