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Old 09-04-2011, 12:44 PM   #1
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Bob forgot his anniversary Wednesday. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!" The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . . Bob has been missing since Friday!
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Old 09-04-2011, 07:05 PM   #2
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ROFLMAO Thanks!
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I got my wife one that goes 0-300
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