How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

sly · 04-22-2011, 11:22 AM

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".

Loafer · 04-22-2011, 11:41 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 04-22-2011, 08:04 PM

That is a sure fire way alright.

**ringadingh** · 04-22-2011, 08:50 PM

**cnc** · 04-22-2011, 09:04 PM

You been looking in my windows again!

timebandit · 04-22-2011, 09:13 PM

04-22-2011, 11:22 AM	#1
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

04-22-2011, 11:41 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	How to Tell the Sex of a Fly __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-22-2011, 08:04 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	How to Tell the Sex of a Fly That is a sure fire way alright. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

04-22-2011, 08:50 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	How to Tell the Sex of a Fly __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-22-2011, 09:04 PM	#5
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	How to Tell the Sex of a Fly You been looking in my windows again! __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

04-22-2011, 09:13 PM	#6
timebandit Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Casselman, Ontario Posts: 790	How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

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