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Old 03-04-2011, 11:10 PM   #1
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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the
politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the
dressing table.

"Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20."

"Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed politician replied. "You can't make a living on that."

"Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on
the side!"
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Old 03-05-2011, 03:09 PM   #2
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My that is awful friendly. :(" title="" border="0"/>
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Souunds like my Ex. . . 12 years later I'm still paying, and paying, and paying. . .
Oh wait. . . She would have taken the $300 too. =0
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