Moms in Group Therapy

**wompus** · 02-03-2011, 05:48 PM

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he
observed.

To the first mother, he said, "Mary, you are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom: "Ann, your obsession is with money.
Again it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom: "Joyce, your obsession is alcohol. This
too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her
little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no
idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from
school and go get dinner."

tombstone · 02-03-2011, 06:52 PM

My grand-daughter's name is Kimber...

http://www.kimberamerica.com/1911

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-03-2011, 09:01 PM

Good one Mike.

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-03-2011, 09:02 PM

Nice pistol, don't think I have heard of that particular brand though.

**ringadingh** · 02-03-2011, 09:58 PM

**nomadtom69** · 02-03-2011, 10:57 PM

If I could afford one I the ultra carry-lite stainless would be my carry gun

audiogooroo · 02-04-2011, 12:27 AM

Love Kimber, but they are really proud of them.
So it's Glock and Ruger for my carry pieces.

**nomadtom69** · 02-04-2011, 01:43 AM

just a old Kel Tec 9 mm 11 round clip for me now I want a 45 of some kind maybe a Judge or compact 45 acp

02-03-2011, 05:48 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Moms in Group Therapy A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "Mary, you are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom: "Ann, your obsession is with money. Again it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third Mom: "Joyce, your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner." __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

02-03-2011, 06:52 PM	#2
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	Moms in Group Therapy My grand-daughter's name is Kimber... http://www.kimberamerica.com/1911

02-03-2011, 09:01 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Moms in Group Therapy Good one Mike. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-03-2011, 09:02 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Moms in Group Therapy Nice pistol, don't think I have heard of that particular brand though. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-03-2011, 09:58 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Moms in Group Therapy __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-03-2011, 10:57 PM	#6
nomadtom69 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Maryville, Tn Posts: 2,657	Moms in Group Therapy If I could afford one I the ultra carry-lite stainless would be my carry gun __________________ (NomadTom69)Tom Green Previous bikes - 2004 BMW R1200 CLC 2006 Nomad 1600 Black -1985 BMW K100 RT VBA #001609 Viet-Nam Vet 71-72 Maryville , Tn. Maggie Valley '11-Townsend '12-Estes Park '13- Copperhead fall rally "13- Elkins WV '14- Eureka Springs ' 15- Helen Ga. SE Rally '16

02-04-2011, 12:27 AM	#7
audiogooroo Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado/Las Vegas, NV Posts: 3,390	Moms in Group Therapy Love Kimber, but they are really proud of them. So it's Glock and Ruger for my carry pieces. __________________ Audiogooroo - Daryl Porter Colorado Springs, CO VBA #248 VROC #17261 1999 Grn/Grn Nomad

02-04-2011, 01:43 AM	#8
nomadtom69 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Maryville, Tn Posts: 2,657	Moms in Group Therapy just a old Kel Tec 9 mm 11 round clip for me now I want a 45 of some kind maybe a Judge or compact 45 acp __________________ (NomadTom69)Tom Green Previous bikes - 2004 BMW R1200 CLC 2006 Nomad 1600 Black -1985 BMW K100 RT VBA #001609 Viet-Nam Vet 71-72 Maryville , Tn. Maggie Valley '11-Townsend '12-Estes Park '13- Copperhead fall rally "13- Elkins WV '14- Eureka Springs ' 15- Helen Ga. SE Rally '16

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