THE PORCH

**Cajunrider** · 01-19-2011, 02:00 PM

A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. "How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded. The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes."
A couple of hours later the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

**jmorrow** · 01-19-2011, 05:34 PM

Ouch!

deadant · 01-19-2011, 05:58 PM

Silly Blonde

Loafer · 01-19-2011, 06:57 PM

**ringadingh** · 01-19-2011, 07:14 PM

sly · 01-19-2011, 07:47 PM

Stump · 01-19-2011, 10:12 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-20-2011, 12:44 AM

**BudMan** · 01-20-2011, 01:34 PM

**billmac** · 01-20-2011, 01:42 PM

Didnt see that one coming. Those are the best.

01-19-2011, 02:00 PM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	THE PORCH A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded. The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes." A couple of hours later the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip. "Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

01-19-2011, 05:34 PM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	THE PORCH Ouch! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

01-19-2011, 05:58 PM	#3
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	THE PORCH Silly Blonde

01-19-2011, 06:57 PM	#4
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01-19-2011, 07:14 PM	#5
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01-19-2011, 07:47 PM	#6
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	THE PORCH __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

01-19-2011, 10:12 PM	#7
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	THE PORCH __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

01-20-2011, 12:44 AM	#8
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	THE PORCH __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-20-2011, 01:34 PM	#9
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	THE PORCH __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

01-20-2011, 01:42 PM	#10
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	THE PORCH Didnt see that one coming. Those are the best.

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