Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-24-2010, 09:23 PM

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22 !

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE

Stump · 09-27-2010, 06:10 PM

I love this one!

Sin City Stan · 09-27-2010, 07:09 PM

[quote author=genecross board=misc thread=19983 post=300581 time=1285381389
And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE

[/quote]

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09-24-2010, 09:23 PM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women #10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22 ! #9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup. #6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Rifles function normally every day of the month. #3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman: #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

09-27-2010, 06:10 PM	#2
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women I love this one! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

09-27-2010, 07:09 PM	#3
Sin City Stan Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,746	Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women [quote author=genecross board=misc thread=19983 post=300581 time=1285381389 And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman: #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE [/quote] __________________ Oldest Saloon In Nevada http://www.pioneersaloon.info/ "Sin City Stan" Henderson, NV VBA #01004 VROC #29365 2004 Nomad 1500L5 +100 "The Bike" 2009 Nomad 1700 (past) 2004 Vulcan Classic 800 (past) 2010 Cortez - 2011 Crescent City - 2012 Kanab - 2013 Estes Park