Truck driver

cactusjack · 09-16-2010, 02:12 PM

A truck driver walks into a cafe alongside the highway and takes a seat at the counter. He's been driving all day and he's hungry enough to eat a horse, so he orders himself a t-bone steak dinner with all the trimmings. He sits there in anticipation, practically drooling on himself by the time his food is served. Just as he's about to cut into that big, juicy t-bone, a bunch of bikers who had been shooting pool in the corner walk over. The biggest one reaches over and grabs the trucker's plate and eats his steak and baked potato. The trucker just sits there and drinks his coffee. The waitress brings out his dessert, a big slab of apple pie with a mound of vanilla ice cream on top. Another biker grabs the plate and devours the trucker's dessert. Still, he sits there, drinking his coffee. He leaves a tip on the counter, pays his bill at the register and walks out the door.

The big biker says to another trucker sitting at the counter "that guy wasn't much of a man, he just sat there while we ate his meal and didn't say a word". The other trucker says "yeah, well he ain't much of a truck driver, neither. He just ran over a bunch of Harleys in the parking lot".

**Cajunrider** · 09-16-2010, 03:29 PM

**ringadingh** · 09-16-2010, 06:09 PM

Loafer · 09-16-2010, 06:48 PM

No comment ;)

Stump · 09-16-2010, 08:13 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-16-2010, 10:16 PM

Jerry Reed in Smokey and the Bandit.

cactusjack · 09-16-2010, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlabamaNomadRider

Jerry Reed in Smokey and the Bandit.

I think I heard that one when I was a kid, pre-Smokey and the Bandit.

Sin City Stan · 09-19-2010, 01:34 PM

09-16-2010, 02:12 PM	#1
cactusjack Mega-Contributor Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Where it doesn't snow...ever! Posts: 21,926	Truck driver A truck driver walks into a cafe alongside the highway and takes a seat at the counter. He's been driving all day and he's hungry enough to eat a horse, so he orders himself a t-bone steak dinner with all the trimmings. He sits there in anticipation, practically drooling on himself by the time his food is served. Just as he's about to cut into that big, juicy t-bone, a bunch of bikers who had been shooting pool in the corner walk over. The biggest one reaches over and grabs the trucker's plate and eats his steak and baked potato. The trucker just sits there and drinks his coffee. The waitress brings out his dessert, a big slab of apple pie with a mound of vanilla ice cream on top. Another biker grabs the plate and devours the trucker's dessert. Still, he sits there, drinking his coffee. He leaves a tip on the counter, pays his bill at the register and walks out the door. The big biker says to another trucker sitting at the counter "that guy wasn't much of a man, he just sat there while we ate his meal and didn't say a word". The other trucker says "yeah, well he ain't much of a truck driver, neither. He just ran over a bunch of Harleys in the parking lot". __________________ Scott "Cactusjack" Hanks VBA #00105 H.O.G. #4250060 2011 H-D Ultra Limited 103ci :: 2011 HD Electra Glide Ultra Limited w/Stage 1 :: Rallies: Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Crescent City '11\|Kanab '12\|Antlers '12\|Estes Park '13\|Antlers '13\|Orofino '14\|The Dalles '17

09-16-2010, 03:29 PM	#2
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09-16-2010, 06:09 PM	#3
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09-16-2010, 06:48 PM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Truck driver No comment ;) __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

09-16-2010, 08:13 PM	#5
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09-16-2010, 10:16 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Truck driver Jerry Reed in Smokey and the Bandit. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

09-19-2010, 01:34 PM	#8
Sin City Stan Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,746	Truck driver __________________ Oldest Saloon In Nevada http://www.pioneersaloon.info/ "Sin City Stan" Henderson, NV VBA #01004 VROC #29365 2004 Nomad 1500L5 +100 "The Bike" 2009 Nomad 1700 (past) 2004 Vulcan Classic 800 (past) 2010 Cortez - 2011 Crescent City - 2012 Kanab - 2013 Estes Park

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