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Old 02-18-2010, 01:07 PM   #1
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Red Necks Choke The Chicken

Redncks Choke The Chicken!

Two Redncks were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece of chicken. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.

One said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time!"

The other agreed and said "Think we should go help?"

"You bet," said the first, and with that, he ran over and said, "Can you breathe?"

She shook her head no.

He said, "Can you speak?"

She again shook her head no.

With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief.

The rednck walked back to his friend and said, "Funny how that 'hind lick' maneuver always works."
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:55 PM   #3
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Gotta love it.
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Hey that's not the way I learned to do that, I must have had a bad instructor.
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