The Train Ride

**Cajunrider** · 02-03-2010, 10:09 AM

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady,and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound
of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand-print on
his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the
old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but
missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.

rooster1 · 02-03-2010, 10:26 AM

**ringadingh** · 02-03-2010, 06:19 PM

I'll have to try that some day!

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-03-2010, 10:19 PM

Now see, Bush was a lot smarter than people gave him credit.

jesse · 02-05-2010, 08:21 PM

Where do we get tickets?

**jmorrow** · 02-05-2010, 09:01 PM

HA

02-03-2010, 10:09 AM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	The Train Ride Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady,and a young blonde girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand-print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him. The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him. Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again. __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

02-03-2010, 10:26 AM	#2
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	The Train Ride

02-03-2010, 06:19 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Train Ride I'll have to try that some day! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-03-2010, 10:19 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The Train Ride Now see, Bush was a lot smarter than people gave him credit. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-05-2010, 08:21 PM	#5
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	The Train Ride Where do we get tickets? __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

02-05-2010, 09:01 PM	#6
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The Train Ride HA __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

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