8 things will happen if the Saints win in Miami

[Cajunrider]

If that should happen, New Orleans is likely to explode into a chaotic
revelry unlike anything the city has ever seen before. Add in the fact
that we’ll be in the midst of Mardi Gras during the game and it’s almost
scary to think what could go down here on February 7, 2010 if the
Saints win in Miami.

Here are some things we might see:

1. Alcohol shortages: All groceries, convenience stores and drug
stores within a 100 mile radius of New Orleans will completely sell out
of beer, wine and liquor. If the Saints win the Super Bowl, you should
stock up at least a week in advance otherwise you’ll be stuck with
soda and water.

2. Extreme noise: The sounds of 1.13 million cheering fans in metro
New Orleans will reach more than 500 decibels. Hundreds of
thousands of stomping feet will create shockwaves and tremors as
far away as Houston and Atlanta.

3. Regional smoke screen and CO2 emissions: Smoke from barbecue
pits, fireworks and bonfires will create a 250-mile long cloud in the
sky that will be seen from satellites and on Google Earth. Tens of
thousands of residents will boil seafood in their backyards and CO2
emissions from the burning propane tanks will create a hole in the
ozone above New Orleans.

4. Total gridlock: The crowds of people trying to get to the French
Quarter will back up traffic all the way to Bay St. Louis, Mississippi.
If you’re driving in from the east, you’ll likely have to park
somewhere on Judge Perez in Chalmette and walk the rest of the
way. The line to get into Pat O’Brien’s will end somewhere in the
Marigny and the spillover from Bourbon Street will run all the way to
Decatur.

5. The city will use parking tickets to fund Nagin’s world travels:
The City of New Orleans Parking Enforcement will mark the day on the
calendar and send out busloads of meter maids to issue thousands of
tickets to those having a good time downtown. They’ll use the
proceeds to send Mayor Nagin on a luxury 13-day cruise down the
Nile followed by a jaunt into space with Richard Branson.

6. New Orleans will put out 3 more port-o-lets: In response to the
massive crowds, the city will put 3 more port-o-lets for a grand total
of 12. This will increase ratio of toilets-to-people to an impressive 1
toilet per 24,000 visitors. The wait time to pee in the French Quarter
will drop from five hours to only three.

7. Who Dat migration: Thousands of vehicles, mostly Chevy Silverados
with fleur de lis stickers in the back windows, will make the trip down
I-10 then head south on I-75 and I-95 to Miami. “Who Dat!” will be
heard at dozens of gas stations along the way which will also
subsequently sell out of Bud Light. Much of the 862 miles of
interstate between New Orleans and Miami will be littered with beer
cans and chicken, squirrell, rabbit, & nutria bones.

8. Thousands of televisions will need to be replaced: Country folk "Who
Dats" on the north shore and in wooded areas surrounding New
Orleans will shoot out their televisions in excitement.

[ridemslow]

You got it figured out don't you?

[ringadingh]

Sounds like an average day in New Orleans!

[Yellow Jacket]

You think that's bad? ? ? Wait and see what happens there when the Saints LOSE!!!!!!

[AlabamaNomadRider]

If New Orleans wins The Saints May Go Marching In

[jesse]

Stock up early!