Red Neck Toilet Paper

rooster1 · 01-19-2010, 02:06 PM

Rednck Toilet Paper?

Two redncks were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So, they stopped the truck and he went behind some bushes.

When he returned to the truck, the other guy remarked, "That was fast!"

"Well, I need to take a sh*t but I've got nothing to wipe my ass with," he replied.

The other explained, "All you have to do is use a dollar to wipe your ass."

"Good idea," he said, as he headed back to the bushes.

A short while later, he returned to the truck with a really upset look on his face, and said, "That was a terrible idea. Not only did I get sh*t all over my hands, but now I've got four quarters stuck up my ass

**cnc** · 01-19-2010, 02:41 PM

Puts a whole new spin on the phrase "standing around spitting nickels"

**ringadingh** · 01-19-2010, 08:11 PM

He must be his sisters son!

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-25-2010, 11:58 PM

psychocycle · 01-26-2010, 01:51 PM

01-19-2010, 02:06 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Red Neck Toilet Paper Rednck Toilet Paper? Two redncks were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So, they stopped the truck and he went behind some bushes. When he returned to the truck, the other guy remarked, "That was fast!" "Well, I need to take a sht but I've got nothing to wipe my ass with," he replied. The other explained, "All you have to do is use a dollar to wipe your ass." "Good idea," he said, as he headed back to the bushes. A short while later, he returned to the truck with a really upset look on his face, and said, "That was a terrible idea. Not only did I get sht all over my hands, but now I've got four quarters stuck up my ass

01-19-2010, 02:41 PM	#2
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	Red Neck Toilet Paper Puts a whole new spin on the phrase "standing around spitting nickels" __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

01-19-2010, 08:11 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Red Neck Toilet Paper He must be his sisters son! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-25-2010, 11:58 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Red Neck Toilet Paper __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-26-2010, 01:51 PM	#5
psychocycle Advanced Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 822	Red Neck Toilet Paper __________________ Psychocycle VBA # 1125 2002 1500 fi Nomad

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