In Association with VBA Web : Memorial | Merchandise



Important Info : Please Read!
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks!



Go Back   Vulcan Bagger Forums > General > Off-Topic > Lighter Side/Jokes
Register FAQ Upgrade Membership Community Calendar Today's Posts Search
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 08-23-2009, 08:28 PM   #1
ringadingh   ringadingh is offline
 
ringadingh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
The Affair #1

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
'No, not this time!'

__________________

2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter
VBA #27
VROC #18951
  Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2009, 08:38 PM   #2
fish   fish is offline
Top Contributor
 
fish's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Aquashicola Pa.
Posts: 6,377
The Affair #1

can you say 18 years of support
__________________
I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;)
08 nomad blue/silver
MaryJane
74,010miles
VBA #299
Her's 10 900LT 36,700

09 Bath NY.
10 Lake George NY.
11 National Maggie Valley NC.
12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa.
14 Lincoln NH.
17 National Lake George NY.
  Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2009, 09:13 PM   #3
ringadingh   ringadingh is offline
 
ringadingh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
The Affair #1

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because its worth it!
__________________

2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter
VBA #27
VROC #18951
  Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2009, 10:26 PM   #4
AlabamaNomadRider   AlabamaNomadRider is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
AlabamaNomadRider's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
Posts: 13,742
Send a message via AIM to AlabamaNomadRider Send a message via Yahoo to AlabamaNomadRider
The Affair #1

Good one. I had an affair with Minnie and her four daughters.
__________________

Gene Cross, Jr.
Boaz, Alabama
KawaNOW/VBA #1181
  Reply With Quote
Old 08-24-2009, 08:33 PM   #5
glwilson   glwilson is offline
 
glwilson's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: North Central Illinois
Posts: 8,575
The Affair #1


Quote:
Originally Posted by Ringadingh
Why is divorce so expensive?

Because its worth it!
__________________


"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

"You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts."

Former VBA NCR Assist Regional Leader
Formerly: 2004 1500FI Bronze Nomad: 2009 & 2014 HD Ultra
Current Rides: 2017 HD Ultra Limited & 2011 Can Am Spyder RTS-SE
Attended: VBA National Rallies 2009, 2011, 2015; VBA/NCR Regional Rally 2010, 12, 14, 16 and several rides throughout with regional members.
VBA Member #652
HOG Member #3935417
  Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2009, 02:44 AM   #6
jmorrow   jmorrow is offline
 
jmorrow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas
Posts: 1,884
The Affair #1

__________________
Jim (Dooley) Morrow
Stanford, Arkansas
2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500
VBA #146
  Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2009, 09:31 AM   #7
Cajunrider   Cajunrider is offline
 
Cajunrider's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: (SE Louisiana)
Posts: 8,340
The Affair #1

__________________


2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO
Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue
110 cu in SE

2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16)
Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange
Vance & Hines true dual headers
Rinehart 4" slip ons
Screamin Eagle Super Tuner
Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake
Dyno tuned
H.O.G.# 4514015

2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12)
VBA #482
  Reply With Quote
Old 08-26-2009, 01:24 PM   #8
beezer   beezer is offline
Top Contributor
 
beezer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The VooDoo Lounge
Posts: 5,780
The Affair #1

__________________
2012 FLHTK
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The Affair Cajunrider Lighter Side/Jokes 1 05-09-2009 11:09 AM
Affair jmorrow Lighter Side/Jokes 5 10-04-2008 11:14 PM

In Association with VBA Web Join VBA Web Now!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:14 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.