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08-18-2009, 10:57 PM
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Chimp and the Elephant
Out in the tropical jungle lived a male chimpanzee and a female elephant. Throught the years they had become pretty good friends. One day the chimp heard moaning a groaning and he investigated to find the source of all the noise. He found the female elephant with tears in he eyes and moaning so much. He said what is the matter? She said I have a thorn in my right rear foot and no matter what I do I can't get it out. It hurts me so much. The chimp said hold your foot up and I will get it out for you. The elephant raised her right rear foot and the chimp located the thorn and carefully removed it. The elephant sighed and said that feels so much better. Thank you so much for your help. She then said is there anything I do for you for all your help. The chimp thought a moment and then told her, well I have always wanted to $crew and elephant. She said that is the least I could do. So the chimp jumped up on her and began. They were under a coconut palm tree and just as he was really giving it to her a coconut feel and hit the elephant in the head. She grunted when this happened. The chimp said, Did I Hurt You Baby?
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08-19-2009, 08:21 PM
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Chimp and the Elephant
A chimp with a big furry coconut.
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08-19-2009, 09:40 PM
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Chimp and the Elephant
Could be, Ringadingh.
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08-21-2009, 12:30 PM
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Chimp and the Elephant
Sounds like Todd and SWB out on a date!!
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08-21-2009, 11:10 PM
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Chimp and the Elephant
Funny one BD.
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08-24-2009, 09:43 PM
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Chimp and the Elephant
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